|(jargon, abuse)||penis war - (Or "Dick Size War", "DSW") Any argument which
has degenerated into quantitative boasting of the sort "My
[program|bot|etc.] is [faster|meaner|etc.] than yours!",
generally as unconstructive (and with as little emphasis on
empirical proof) as men debating who has the biggest penis.|
The term is often used on IRC, news:alt.sysadmin.recovery, and sometimes applied to IRC botwars, because of their equally pointless nature.