Crooked

a.	1.	Characterized by a crook or curve; not straight; turning; bent; twisted; deformed. he is deformed, crooked, old, and sere. - Shak.
	2.	Not straightforward; deviating from rectitude; distorted from the right. They are a perverse and crooked generation. - Deut. xxxii. 5.
	3.	False; dishonest; fraudulent; as, crooked dealings. Crooked whisky whisky on which the payment of duty has been fraudulently evaded. - Barlett.

Adj.	1.	crooked - having or marked by bends or angles; not straight or aligned; "crooked country roads"; "crooked teeth" Antonyms: straight - having no deviations; "straight lines"; "straight roads across the desert"; "straight teeth"; "straight shoulders"
	2.	crooked - not straight; dishonest or immoral or evasive Synonyms: corrupt Antonyms: straight - honest and morally upright; "I just want a straight answer to the question"; "straight dealing"
	3.	crooked - irregular in shape or outline; "asymmetrical features"; "a dress with an crooked hemline" Synonyms: asymmetrical
	4.	crooked - having the back and shoulders rounded; not erect; "a little oldish misshapen stooping woman" Synonyms: hunched, round-backed, round-shouldered, stooped, stooping

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